This year I feel like we've been celebrating Halloween all year. Haven't we been seeing zombie banks, SEUI thugs dressed up as normal townhallers, and feel like the economy is a trick looking for a treat? We're all scared that the taxman's appetite can't hold a candle to Audrey II's lust for blood and have nightmares of being axed at work. Not to mention that the clowns in congress are scarier than IT and that Hillary Clinton may or may not be a "shape shifting reptillian."
In light of our real life horrors nothing touted on October 31st can be really scary, (except maybe a 13 year old immitating Miley Cyrus) and enjoy yourselves this Halloween.